RE:ZERO NEW EP IS TRASH! (PROVE ME WRONG)
BRO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS EPISODE. I’m genuinely pissed off after watching that. How many fucking times are we supposed to watch Subaru cry, scream, panic, and completely lose his shit before something actually HAPPENS? I swear this man has one fucking job and somehow he manages to make every situation ten times more annoying. I KNOW he suffers, I KNOW he goes through shit, I KNOW he’s supposed to be mentally struggling, BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I AM SO TIRED OF WATCHING THIS GUY BREAK DOWN EVERY FIVE SECONDS. At this point Subaru isn’t even a protagonist to me anymore, he’s just a fucking crying alarm that goes off whenever the plot needs an emotional scene. And the episode just DRAGS it out. Scene after scene after scene of Subaru struggling, yelling, crying, repeating himself, and acting like he’s about to have a fucking heart attack. I was sitting there thinking, “CAN SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPEN ALREADY?” I didn’t spend all this time watching Re:Zero just to watch this worthless crybaby spend another episode getting folded mentally and physically.
And what pisses me off even more is how the episode tries to make all of this feel so fucking profound. NO. I’m sorry, but I’m not sitting here pretending Subaru screaming and crying for the hundredth time is automatically peak character development. At some point you have to actually DO SOMETHING. Make a decision. Take control. Stop standing there looking fucking useless while everyone else is doing the actual work. This dude has gone through more loops than I can even count and somehow I’m still sitting here watching him make me want to punch my monitor because he refuses to get his shit together. I’m not asking for some emotionless overpowered protagonist who destroys everyone in five seconds. I just want Subaru to stop being such a fucking pathetic crybaby for ONE episode and actually make me think, “Holy shit, this guy is HIM.” Instead I got another episode of Subaru suffering, screaming, and being completely fucking miserable. Maybe I’m being unfair, maybe I’m just pissed because I expected way more, but I genuinely don’t give a fuck. That episode annoyed the absolute shit out of me.

